Wednesday, Apr. 09, 2003
Today was a odd bird.

It was a productive bird. bit an odd one.

I got all my work done, and that was good... went to yonder mall, and got meself a cool Leather jacket.... i wanted to see if they had the European men's bag of my drams, but instead ended up with the incredible men's jacket of my dreams.

It's a bit crunchy and new, so i expect to be conditioning the piss out of it, and perhaps sleeping into it (so it gets used to boobies.. which I have)

And I got a manicure and a pedicure, (you know how they were talking about how DNA samples are not readily available for Saddam? Well I'll tell ya.. after that pedicure and the razor rasp.. There is plenty of DNA around. Cloning anyone?)

Then I went down to CVS and got a new (replacement) Mach whatever razor.. and some Avanti Condoms... (thinking wishfully perhaps.. but I wasn't In Girlscouts for 12 years to not be prepared) So I brought by Condoms, Razor and matches to the checkout, plunked them down with abandon, and overheard the cashier at the neighbouring terminal say to the one checking me out...

So, when did you becme a holy roller?

Damn. I'm going to hell.

P r e v i o u s
N e x t

what's the bat channel? - 12:57 p.m. , Monday, Mar. 29, 2004

Gun Candy. (Valentines Day 2004) - 6:13 p.m. , Sunday, Feb. 15, 2004

A Chicken Little Day. - 1:36 a.m. , Friday, Jan. 23, 2004

An alliance against the Evil Aunt. - 1:26 a.m. , Wednesday, Dec. 24, 2003

hell. frozen over. - 8:14 a.m. , Sunday, Dec. 07, 2003

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