Saturday, May. 17, 2003
Regarding your application.

Dear potential:

I have not answered your personal advertisment for one of many reasons.

1)You can't spell.

2)T-shirts with logos=not ok

3)you mane assumptions about women and thier motivations.

4)Whomever said it was ok for folks to wera team jerseys while not at the game of the team of thier choice should never be allowed to decide the fate of the world.

5)You live much too far away.

6)not to be classist or anything, but a colligiate education is required.

7)My god, that sweater.

8)Appearing to be a used car salesman does not bode well for your dating prospects.

9)Oh, you are sooooooo hardcore.

10)Dude, you are 20... and goth. geez.

11)You race cars... in Maine.

12) You debate like a stoner.

13) You are 18... artist musician writer, my ass. try here...

14)You put women on a "pedistool" - is that like baby poo? -- eeew.

15)no military men.

16) the Dark Paladin works at Wal-Mart.

17)High school athiest.

18)Mullets are ironic, not for really

19)You never grew out of Dungeons and dragons. you are 32

20)some people should never be allowed control over thire own photographs.... esp. if they try to take them when the boss is coming.

21) Is that your gay lover looking longing at you in the background of your photo? Why do you look so worried?

22)is there room in a buddist/Taoist lifestyle for twinkies and mac and Cheese?

23)You are such an exxxtreme thug. Right-o carry on then.

24) Romantic gaze learned form Charles Manson.,

25) Frat boys and the devil fingers rarely a good sign.

Thank you for applying. Good luck in your search for that special person.

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