Monday, Jun. 30, 2003
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Fucking Bachelor Omlette

Order Chickn and Mozzerella stix from dinign in, eat half. put in refrigerator.

wait two days.

take last egg, butter and leftovers from fridge.

pull chicken frm carcass... and toss it in with the butter in a fryingpan. stir it up til warm and beginning to look crispy.

Add slices of moz-stix to frying pan... make it all crispy.. add salt and peppah.

then

take eggs and beat them with a tablespoon of mayo with only utensil.

pour into frying pan over crispier chicken and stix slices.

attempt flipping.

fail.

eat it anyway.

if order came with fries... put them in the toaster oven.

Such is my life.

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